I am 50% Left Brain and 50% Right Brain. Interesting...

You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Friday, December 10, 2004

Who am I...I'm a Savonologist...

We tune in to find our superhero, Savon-girl, keeping peace, justice and order in the town of Savontopia. As she looks out on the town she sees shoppers franticly scurrying to finish their holiday season shopping. She has just finished saving a town member from one of her arch-villains Super-nasty Attitude Man. He though he could get the Preferred Card Savings without his card or phone number, when he found out he couldn't, he whipped out his nasty-attitude laser gun which he uses to belittle people and make them feel inferior. But Savon-girl defeated him with her high level of professionalism and courtesy. He left with a smile and his savings.

But little did Savon-girl know that evil was lurking just around the corner. The evil villains Sticky-Fingers Mcgee and Five-Finger Discount Fred had just broken out of prison and were looking for their next big score. They had heard about the little town of Savontopia and how it was filled with extra goodies just brought in for the holiday season for the delight of all the townspeople. As they skulked around the town figuring out the things they would take for themselves they spied Savon-girl and knew that they would have to come up with an evil scheme to get the loot past her. So they plotted and planned and late one night as Savon-girl was keeping watch they came to Savontopia to execute their evil scheme. Sticky-Fingers and Five-Finger filled a basket with all the delights of Savontopia and took them to Savon-girl saying they would like to buy these wonderful presents for their family. When Savon-girl asked for payment. Sticky-Fingers pulls out a credit card with an sinister smile on his face. Savon-girl immediately realizes this card is stolen so she tells Five-Finger to stay where he is she needs to call the mayor to verify the transaction as it is larger than usual. While her back is turned Five-Finger takes the cart full of goodies and runs past the elderly night patroller who watches the borders of the town. When she turns back she notices only Sticky-Fingers is there and Five-Finger is no where to be found. The mayor comes running up in his flapping robe and pajamas wiping the sleep from his eyes. And Savon-girl says quick Five-Finger is getting away. Sticky-Fingers says I'll go call him back. As they all rush out to the edge of town Sticky-Fingers makes a break to the left and they see him hop into a car with Five-Finger. The villains had used their evil cunning to get over on Savon-girl...luckily they got a license plate number which they take to the police chief to run through the system...

Do Sticky-Fingers and Five-Finger get brought to justice, will the people of Savontopia ever feel safe again, does the mayor ever find his missing slipper? Stay tuned for more adventures of Savon-girl.

I hoped you enjoyed the adventures of Savon-girl her stories are based on true events. The names were changed to protect the innocent and not so guilty. As always enjoy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm slightly concerned for Savon-girl (sounds like soap girl in french/spanish)'s safety. I hope she has a big stick, pepper spray, or some serious martial artistry up her sleeve, and I look forward to the day when a villain steps across that line and a can of some serious whip-a$$ gets opened.

No salamnder has five fingers :-(

The Melancholy Girl said...

Hey Tanika, you have the makings of a great comic book writer. Man, I miss being intellectual. Can't wait to see you. I've missed out on a lot. Anyways, you can visit my blogspot at brownsand.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

It's been too long since your last post. I'm going through withdrawal. Thank goodness wil wheaton has updated recently.

Michael Durand said...

you're a riot, tanika. i really do wanna hear what happens to the villains! let me know if / when they are apprehended...

Anonymous said...

Who am I...I'm a Savonologist...

Hey tanika, you have a pretty good blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

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